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You’ll spend the best time, they said. You’ll love it, they said.
While those who are living alone desire for company, wedded couples across the globe are getting increasingly irritated with each other, thanks to the undisturbed company for months at end. They are so exasperated, a lot of them have taken to social media to convey it. We can’t stop laughing.
Got woke up by some arsehole doing a really annoying incessant whistle out our shared back court, I jumped up and threw open the window and saw my husband whistling and my sausage dog staring at him like “what the fuck you doing?” pic.twitter.com/NSkGtP4GP1
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) April 11, 2020
My husband can be very annoying sometimes
— efiaodo (@efiaodo1) April 11, 2020
Me and my son on our way to annoy my wife pic.twitter.com/cUM5VS2eke
— Odenigwe. (@Uncle_sidney) April 17, 2020
Me, to my wife: "Oh, c'mooon. I am NOT going nuts in isolation."
Also me: "Look what I made!!" pic.twitter.com/7l8Z2ig0NU
— 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 (@Brian_Williams2) April 17, 2020
Eventually my husband is going to come to bed and realize I've been farting in this bed all day.
— Punny or Dry (@luvleelyd) April 17, 2020
Husband wakes me at 5.00am all excited. Quick, come and see this.
A RAT on the patio eating the bird seed he put out. pic.twitter.com/cWnXjDj1rb— Barbara Elsborg (@BarbaraElsborg) April 18, 2020
1. Husband is eating the cookie flavors I like first so he can "have the others all to himself"
2 Dog just peed *right* in the middle of the bed
THIS HOUSE IS TRENDING TOWARD A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT
— Assistant Prof (@AsstProfLife) April 18, 2020
I wonder how long it will take my husband to discover my secret chocolate stash… So glad he doesn't follow my work account 😂 he's all about healthy eating right now so I'm hiding in the bedroom stuffing my face to avoid the disapproval #maritalHarmonyHacks
— Writing support (@UHwritingSCA) April 17, 2020
Kids sleep. I’m drunk, eating tacos, got my husband watching Flavor of Love with me 🤣
— B-Rad✨⚫️ (@TheeHoney_Bee) April 18, 2020
My husband misses sport so much he is actually watching a hot dog eating contest in Foxtel🤦🏻♀️
— Kaz 🏴🇦🇺 (@Prebstar46) April 18, 2020
We have had leftover bacon in the fridge since Monday. It wasn't a lot. It wasn't getting eaten. I ate it with my 3 year old and instantly, my husband is frustrated because he didn't get any. 🤷♀️ pic.twitter.com/aRgjJRyDvA
— ☄💫 Amber Elzinga 💫☄ (@imamberelzinga) April 17, 2020
Wife: You know Frosted Flakes aren’t healthy, right? You should be eating better at your age.
Me: The tiger says they’re forty fived with vitamins and minerals
— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) April 18, 2020
🙄 my husbands snoring got me fed the fuck up… ima throw the whole husband away 🥴 pic.twitter.com/afCECmZi5z
— 𝒫𝑜𝓉 𝒫𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈 👑 (@kiddycaat) April 11, 2020
Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife asks her husband: Since one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up.
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.
— Dendrick🇰🇪 (@dendrick254) April 17, 2020
IM DIVORCING MY HUSBAND. I am fed the fuck up. He screamed as soon as he got into the bathroom, like a loud SHREIK so I panic and run in….this motherfucker goes “THE LOCH NESS MONSTER IS REAL. CNN GOT IT ON CAMERA”
Free to a good home.
— not karo (@karoxxanax) April 17, 2020
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